Wednesday, April 18, 2012

College Athletes: Underpaid Is an Understatement


Written By: John Butler

When I was a senior in college a friend of the family gave me $200 as a gift. He was proud of the fact that I was focused on getting an education and not settling for “easy money” in the streets. I blew the cash on clothes, beer and all the idiotic things college kids spend their money on in about a week. Seems like a pretty bland story, right? Except for the fact that collegiate athletes are punished on a regular basis for this very same occurrence. Big time college athletes across the country are held to higher standards than their peers, meanwhile the NCAA stands by and reaps the financial benefits of their abilities.

It’s mind boggling to think that the NCAA is one of the highest grossing sports organizations in the world, yet they do not have a single athlete being paid for their performance. Each team that makes the Final Four earns its conference $9.5 million. The University of Michigan has an eight-year; $66.5 million contract to wear Adidas. The University of Texas signed a TV deal worth $300 million. These are just a few of the lucrative deals that universities across the country have in place to make their millions. And what do the athletes get in return? Not a single piece of the multi-million dollar pie is attributed to the players who are the foundation of the NCAA.

Some argue that although these kids are not receiving a paycheck, they are receiving a free education That $40,000 a year scholarship is pennies compared to what a star player brings to the table by way of merchandise and ticket sales. How can we even think about considering education a legitimate compensation when intense practice schedules and games across the country minimize the amount of time student-athletes spend being “just students?” Even if players wanted to pick up part -time jobs to support themselves, the NCAA sanctions how many hours they are able to work. I’m not suggesting that these kids should be offered LeBron-like contracts. However, they do deserve a percentage of the profits from jerseys that only sell because their last names are plastered on them like walking billboards.

The NCAA is in a constant battle with professional sports to keep athletes in school as opposed to signing for millions in the league. For years the professional world has won the war. Basketball’s biggest college player this year, Anthony Davis, is going pro after just his freshman year of college. Perhaps there wouldn’t be such a rush to head to the professional ranks if players in Davis’ position had the ability to support themselves and their families while attending school. Players would be more willing to follow the rules of the NCAA if they gave them the opportunity to earn extra cash like any other student. But while the NCAA ponders ways to keep their talent, their athletes are discovering a way to get appropriate compensation.

So what’s the solution you ask? I do think that it’s a bit much for players to receive a direct check from a university for their performance. If you think it’s hard for mid-major schools to get talent now, it would only increase if a legal biding war went into effect. I could see the headlines now: “Sophomore Turns Down $60K from Drexel University for Record Setting $1 Million from Kentucky.”

So instead of handing these guys a bi-weekly check, lets give them the opportunity to earn money for themselves without the red tape. If you’re a future first round draft pick, why shouldn’t you be allowed to sell YOUR jersey for profit? Why shouldn’t these young adults be able to sign endorsement deals with the companies that use their likeness on everything from video games to trading cards? In return, any player who seeks this opportunity would forfeit scholarship earnings. (Sorry kids, but you can’t have your cake and eat it to.) The money the schools would save from the forfeited scholarships would be used to fund the college sports that are often cut for the age-old phrase, “lack of funding.”

The question remains, what’s in it for the NCAA big wigs? The answer is simple. Unlike the current system in which a player’s stock often declines the longer he stays, college athletes will have the ability to become more marketable as they matriculate. John Wall on a wining Kentucky team is more marketable than on the cellar dwelling Washington Wizards. More talented upper classman equals better competition, which equals more revenue for the NCAA as a whole.

Sure my solution may need some tweaking. (No one wants to see Andrew Luck doing a Weight Watchers commercial for a check) But lets face it something has to be done. How many more college kids have to be suspended for bending the pay-for-play rules before we address a serious problem? Sooner or later the powers that be will get it right. The only remaining question is how many billions will the NCAA pocket before they do?

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Piss On Week 4.17.12

Warning!! No one in the following post is actually being pissed on. It is simply an expression meant to describe how outrageous and unforgivable the actions of the following people really are. Anyone who finds this segment offensive automatically gives me the right and the duty to piss on them as well.

Sincerely,

Professional Rationalist


10. London Olympics



I know what you’re thinking. “How can the Olympics get pissed on when they don’t start for months?” It all started when the Olympic committee asked, pop star, Keith Moon of “The Who” to perform at the opening ceremonies. Only problem is that he’s been dead for 34 years.

The Olympic Committee gets pissed on for not looking this guy up on Wikipedia before sending out the invite.

9. Common




He got away with playing a basketball player in “Just Wright” but he gets pissed on for thinking that he has any shot of a baseball flick after this first pitch.


8. Lito Shepphard



Lito Sheppard and cousin Jabar Gaffney were once teammates on the Philadelphia Eagles. Allegedly Lito thought that sharing a locker room meant that he had dibs on Gaffney’s wife as well. Rumor has it that cousin Lito slept with Gaffney’s wife on their wedding day! I don’t know if this story is 100percent true are not.

But anytime your cousin accuses you of sleeping with his wife, you’ve got piss-worthy written all over you.


7. Credit Card Summary




I hate looking at my credit card summary once a month and seeing all the bullsh*t that I’m paying for. Sneakers from 2011, or a shirt I haven’t been able to find for six months. And when the hell did I buy a life size poster of Bill Cosby?

Instead of pissing on myself for buying all of this dumb stuff, I’ll just piss on the credit card companies for reminding me every 30 days.


6. Adult Bedtime



I can’t stand when adults say, “It’s past my bedtime.” Sure you want to get to sleep at a reasonable hour if you have work in the morning. But must you really hit the sack by 10:00 p.m.?

I’m pissing on any adult that thinks the world is going to come to an end if they aren’t in bed before the Eleven O’clock news.


5. University of Alabama



The University of Alabama’s championship trophy was shattered during practice this week when a player’s father accidentally knocked it to the ground. I could piss on the father for breaking a $30,000 crystal trophy.

But the urination this week goes to the school for thinking that they need to bring out their shiny toy all the damn time. Hey Bama, next time fans ask to see the trophy, put a photo of it on Instagram.


4. Larry Brown



Legendary coach Larry Brown is going to try his luck once again on the sideline. This time he’s taking his coaching talents to little known Southern Methodist University.

Coach Brown gets pissed on for not knowing when to call it quits. Hey Coach Brown, whatever you do don’t ask Iverson if he wants to play.

3. Lorenzo Neal



This former NFL player is the chief information officer of an organization that provides rides for people to drunk to drive themselves. So the question becomes why the hell didn’t he use the service when he crashed into a pole after a few drinks too many?

Lorenzo Neal gets pissed on for not using the company discount.

2. Jadakiss




All this time, who knew that Jadakiss was bald by choice? For the first time in his career we witnessed Jada rocking something other than a bald head this past week.

Although the change seems harmless, he gets pissed on for making Amber Rose the only relevant person in hip-hop with a baldie.


1. Diddy



Quamine Smith was arrested for sneaking into Diddy’s home in the Hampton’s. Not only did he hang out in the house for a day before being discovered, but he’s been doing this since 2001! I can’t piss on this guy for wanting to check out “the good life.”

But I can piss on Diddy for not having a better security system. Didn’t your mother ever tell you to always lock up before you leave for the Last Train to Paris?

NEW MUSIC ALERT: Elegant Animals


I've always had this impression of male R&B singers as the smooth guy(s) that know what to say to get what they want, get out of sticky situations, or evoke an emotion from a unassuming woman who has bent up sexual and emotional frustration.

The R&B sound has dwindled over the years and has been replaced by singers that want to rap, rappers that want to sing, and electro/techno hits (see Usher and Chris Brown's most recent hit singles).

Elegant Animal's inaugural EP, Spectrum Nocturnal,
feels like a time machine. You get the impression that lead singer & producer, Jules Kazys, channeled his inner Prince while Brandon Shockley on the guitar envisioned himself on the " Chitlin Circuit" performing with a piece of hay in his mouth during a 40's or 50's southern tour. The hardest thing for a singer/group to acquire is a sound. These two gentlemen definitely have that: smooth grooves, provocative vocals, and eloquent guitar playing high light this inaugural EP. Not bad for a couple of friends that hang out and compose songs in their spare time.

Recorded in an unassuming studio in Northern Liberties, this EP's sound is truly elegant.
If love was an animal, these two upstarts found a way to tame her. Take a look at the track listing below, & enjoy the free download as you are reminded that you really can find love when you least expect it.

Link: http://elegantanimals.bandcamp.com/

1. Intro/Soft Secrets:
A perfect introduction. The listener gets the impression that Jules is literally talking the panties (boy shorts are my personal favorite) off his female counterpart as he soothes her over a simple beat that is aided by the guitar riffs of Shockley. This song gives the listener an idea of what they are getting themselves into: a chill time with honest lyrics.

2. Syndicate:
Are you still waiting around for the love of your life? The lyrics of this song will give you the answer. The 30 second loop at the end will give you plenty of time to decide if you like your answer.

3. Feed:
The darkest song on the album sonically has a drum kick that any rapper would die for. This track gives listeners a glimpse of the potential this band has. The sudden change of tempo sets this track apart. The only question I have is, “Where is the visual for this masterpiece?"

4. January 66:
The intro to this song sounds like a piano student lesson: in a good way. Less is more on this song and the subtle beat allows Jules' voice to stand out. Just like a tense moment in your favorite movie, this song tugs at your heart just as Shockley toys with the guitar.

5. By My Recollection:
This song showcases the skills of the bands guitar player. This will be much appreciated when it is performed live. It will serve as background music to concertgoers as they try to find someone to go home with or as they drunk text their late night companion.

6. Spectrum Nocturnal:
The EP's title track finds lead singer Jules' pleading for affection. He starts off perfectly asking for his mate to "act like you care." The way the song is delivered you get the impression that he already knows that she doesn't.

7. Outro/My Sleep Soul:
The perfect ending: an instrumental that leaves you asking why is this peaceful journey already over.




Wednesday, April 11, 2012

3X5 Podcast #17



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Playlist:

1. Iggy Azalea feat.T.I.: Murder Business PICKER: KEEM
2. Big L: Platinum Plus PICKER: PUDGE
3. Lil Wayne: Mo Fire PICKER: PUDGE
4. Scienz feat. Blu & Sene: Happiness PICKER: MALIK SHABAZZ
5. Slaughterhouse: Hammer Dance PICKER: KEEM
6. Black Milk feat. Danny Brown: Black Brown PICKER: MALIK SHABAZZ
7. Nas: Get Down PICKER: PUDGE
8. Kirko Bangz feat. J. Cole: Drank in my Cup PICKER: KEEM
9. Jadakiss: Can't Stop Me PICKER: PUDGE
10. Nas: The Don PICKER: KEEM
11. Sene feat. Blu: Backboards PICKER: MALIK SHABAZZ
12. Snoop Dogg: G'z & Hustlas PICKER: PUDGE
13. 50 Cent: 21 Questions PICKER: MALIK SHABAZZ
14. Famous: Dreams
15. Famous: Ambition

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Piss On Week 4.10.12

Warning!! No one in the following post is actually being pissed on. It is simply an expression meant to describe how outrageous and unforgivable the actions of the following people really are. Anyone who finds this segment offensive automatically gives me the right and the duty to piss on them as well.

Sincerely,

Professional Rationalist


10. Jennifer Lopez


There is a rumor that J. Lo is planning to marry her “new boo” Casper Smart. Now I don’t really give a damn whether or not it’s true. I’m just pissed off that J. Lo is dating a 25 year-old other than me!

Jennifer Lopez gets pissed on for not giving the Professional Rationalist any play.

9. Dame Dash


Former hip-hop mogul Dame Dash is in trouble again. This time he is being sued for $1.5 million by rapper Curren$y for releasing his music without consent.

Dame Dash gets pissed on for not realizing that he should probably call it quits with this whole rap thing.
First Jay-Z. Now Curren$y. What’s next, The Chipmunks?

8. Budz House


Another bullsh*t movie about weed smokers will hit select theaterstres on April 13th. I could piss on the flick “Budz House” for being another terrible attempt at the “Friday” series.

Instead I’ll piss on the fact that they want us to think that this movie will be good when it only took them 13 days to make it.

7. Lil’ Wayne


As if being a self destructing weirdo wasn’t enough, Lil Wayne has a skateboard crew that is just as reckless. Their most recent attack took place on a cameraman who snapped photos of them skating on church property. Lil Wayne is probably going to hell for tearing up the church grounds.

But before he gets there, he’s getting pissed on for thinking he can actually skate!

6. Ebony and Joshua Rendon


The couple from MTV’s reality show “16 and Pregnant” recently had their child removed from the home by Child Protective Services for having poop on the walls. How do they get their act together? By having another baby!!

This couple gets “wet up” for not looking into a thing called birth control. No worries because I’ve got a show the two can star on. “”17 and Pissed On.”

5. Counting Money for No Reason


Have you ever seen someone standing outside counting money when you know damn well they are not about to buy anything? Then they do the same exact thing five minutes later. We get it man; you have money in your pocket!

I’m pissing on these wannabees for putting the $20 bill on the outside of a bunch of ones and thinking they are Cash Money all of a sudden.

4. Dumbass Tat


Do I really need to explain this one? Okay fine.

Pissed on for having money on his mouth instead of money on his mind.

3. Facebook


In case you have been living under a rock, Facebook recently bought the Instagram application for $1 billion. Are they really going to buy anything that smells like competition from now on?

Marc Zuckerberg gets pissed on for not just chilling out and watching the “Social Network.” He’s becoming as annoying as Tom from MySpace.

2. Bieber-mobile


Justin Bieber’s $100k car makes a Cadillac look like a hoopty. I’m not pissing on him for the high profile reflective paint job.

But he does get pissed on for grabbing a car when he can barely see over the steering wheel.
Just put rims on a Power Wheels Jeep next time Bieber.

1.Mary J. Blige


My mom is going to kill me for this, but her favorite R&B singer deserves it.



When are people going to realize that shucking and jiving about chicken is only going to get you pissed on.