Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Piss on Week 8.11.11

10. Jack Turley and Keith Phipps


There are all types of hands-on learning techniques that kids are exposed to in school these days. But the art of smoking Meth should not be one of them.

This teacher and principal duo get pissed on for taking their own personal ride on the Magic School Bus.

9. Brian Lawhon


This guy thought that it would be a good idea to shine a laser pointer in the eyes of a Philadelphia police helicopter pilot. Maybe he had a good reason. Perhaps he was helping a dear friend escape the long arm of the law.

Nonetheless, he gets pissed on for being the only adult in America to own a laser pointer since 50 Cents first album came out.

8. Lil’ Wayne


I think it is very important for musicians to listen to a wide array of artists. It allows them to develop their own talents and pick up different sounds. But under noooo circumstances should a guy be dancing to Beyonce.



Lil’ Wayne gets pissed on for violating this very piss-worthy offense.

7. Mr. Bean


This European comedian has always been hilarious to me, but his latest appearance was no joking matter when he crashed his Mclaren F1supercar.


Anyone who crashes a $100,000 vehicle without a good explanation must be pissed on immediately.

6. Michael Beasley


This nutcase was at it again this week at a pick up game of hoops in NYC. I guess he wasn’t ready for the hecklers at the playground because he went off on one particular fan.

Mike Beasley gets pissed on for getting this upset about a game that doesn’t even matter.

5. Ace Hood


Is it just me or do the singles “Hustle Hard” and “Go N Get It” sound the same?



He gets pissed on for thinking he can give people the same song twice and say that he has two singles.

4. Filthy Vehicles


Have you ever looked at the interior of someone’s care and couldn’t tell if the seats were made of leather or McDonald’s bags? I can’t stand it. How could someone drive around in complete filth?

Anyone who uses their care as a trash can not only deserve to be riding the bus, but they also get pissed on.

3. Michael Nutter


Hey all you youngsters! Philadelphia mayor Michael Nutter has placed a midnight curfew on anyone under the age of 18 to avoid flash mobs like the one that occurred downtown last weekend. Just one problem…many flash mobs occur in broad daylight!

Good ole’ Mayor Nutter gets pissed on for not knowing how to tell time.

2. Melissa Redmond


This Dunkin’ Donuts employee was making too much use of her down time on the job. After serving customers coffee and donuts she was giving up the “cream filling” on the side.


She gets pissed on for being a whole prostitute while on the clock.

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