Piss On Week 2.2.12

Warning!! No one in the following post is actually being pissed on. It is simply an expression meant to describe how outrageous and unforgivable the actions of the following people really are. Anyone who finds this segment offensive automatically gives me the right and the duty to piss on them as well.

Sincerely,

Professional Rationalist

10. Amber Rose


I promise, this isn’t my way of fulfilling some type of sick fantasy. But anyone who makes music this awful deserves to get the business.


Amber Rose gets pissed on for thinking that people want to hear an entire album of this nonsense.

9. Aaron Rodgers


The NFL Pro Bowl took place this past Sunday and apparently Packers QB Aaron Rodgers was the only one who cared. He called out his NFC East teammates for “embarrassing themselves” with their lack of effort.

Rodgers gets wet up for expecting anyone to play hard in a game that doesn’t matter. Hey Rodgers, don’t be mad at everyone else because you are not in the Super Bowl.



8. Philadelphia 76ers


It’s damn near the All-Star break and still No Mascot!! They fire Hip-Hop and replace him with nothing?!?

I’m relieving myself on the Sixers for not hitting up the Phillie Phanatic for temporary relief.

7. Pastor Stephen Addy


Talk about abusing your powers. This pastor was conducting his daily mission when he spotted a young woman he just had to pray with. While in the woman’s home, engaged in prayer, the pastor allegedly decided that it was a good idea to lick her vagina.

Needless to say Pastor Stephen Addy gets pissed on for speaking in tongues.

6. Key and Peele


I’m always down for a good variety comedy show. The keyword however is funny. “In Living Color” -Funny. “Chapelle Show”- Hilarious. Key and Peele?


Pissed on for being more ignorant and racist than a Crown Fried Chicken X Colt .45 collaboration.

5. Leap Year


Honestly, who gives a damn about February 29th? Pissed on for being pointless.

4. Tim O’Boyle


This fool is auctioning off a 2005 Chrysler 300C on eBay that was once owned by President Obama and the starting bid is $1million. The end. Nothing special happened in the car. No Monica Lewinsky-like stories. Just a car Obama put 19,000 miles on.

Tim O’Boyle gets pissed on for thinking just because Obama told his kids, “Don’t make me come back there” in this vehicle that it is worth all that money.

3. Baby


The CEO of Cash Money Records has put his money where his mouth is. Baby has offered to bet $5million that the New England Patriots will win the Super Bowl. I’m not mad that he bet a cool $5mill. (That’s chump change to a guy whose net worth is $100million)

He does get pissed on however not making a bet that large when his hometown Saints were in the big game.

2. Bullsh*t


We all know what it looks like. We even know what it smells like. So why do people still try to dish out bullsh*t every now and then.

Anyone who thinks that a 31 Percenter can’t smell their lies and manipulations coming from a mile away deserves to be pissed on.

1. Best Buy Black History Month CD


This is a prime example of great idea meets bad implementation.

Best Buy gets the number one spot on this week’s list for including rapper Webbie’s song “In Dis B*tch” on its Black History Month tribute CD. They get the shake before the zip for including a Ja Rule track. Thanks for nothing Best Buy.