Thursday, March 1, 2012

Aging to Perfection



All young adults worry about one thing…Getting Old! Guys are petrified of going bald and women spend all of their twenties and thirties dreading a midlife muffin top. We can only hope that we age as well as the ladies and gents listed below.

FOR THE FELLAS


5. Jalen Rose- Age 39


All guys worry about that awkward post-thirty stage when you’re too young to dress like a grandpa, but too young to walk around with your pants sagging. Former NBA player and current ESPN analyst plays the part just right. Not to mention his hairline is still intact.

4. Matt Damon- Age 41


I didn’t know that Matt Damon was in his forties until I put together this list. I think he may have something with the whole baby face thing.

3. Michael McDonald - Age 60


Grey hair is inevitable fellas. Forget the Just for Men and embrace it like the singer Michael McDonald.

2. Diddy- 42


Diddy lives by the motto, “When in doubt where black and surround yourself by the most popular young people.”

1. Hugh Hefner- Age 85


Most old guys have the freedom to walk around in pajamas all day. But how many of them can say that they do it in the company of the sexiest women in the world? Hugh Heffner has that privilege.

FOR THE LADIES


5. Courtney Cox- Age 47


How ironic is it that this 47 year old is the star of a sitcom called “Cougar Town?” I wouldn’t mind being her co-star any day. Ladies, if you are going to play the cougar role follow her lead and do it sexy.

4. Michelle Pfieffer- Age 53


Michelle Pfieffer is proof to women around the world that fifty is not over the hill.

3. Stacey Dash- 44


Women dream they can be like Stacey Dash and leave everyone Clueless as to how she doesn’t look a day over 30.

2. Demi Moore- Age 49


Women can learn something about keeping their youth from the book of Demi Moore. Rule #1: Marry someone half your age. i.e. Ashton Kutcher

1.Tina Turner- Age 72


Pushup bras stop the boobs from looking saggy. They got pads to make your butt look firm. But a great set of legs can never be imitated. Ladies, keep your legs as tight as Tina Turner and you will be ahead of the curve. Literally!

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