Sincerely,
Professional Rationalist
10. Coolio & Son
Not only was Coolio arrested for two outstanding bench warrants, but he was sent to the same prison his is son is awaiting trial for allegedly working with a prostitute to rob a man of $5,000.
Coolio and his son get pissed on for their definition of a “Gangsta’s Paradise.”
9. Minnesota Privacy Invasion Case
A sixth grade girl from Minnesota is suing her school district over a search of her Facebook account conducted by school employees. She claims that her First Amendment rights of freedom of speech were violated.
I could piss on the school employees for being nosey. But instead this girl gets “wet up” for not avoiding the entire situation by changing her privacy settings.
8. Pat Robertson
Pat Robertson, the host of the religious TV show The 700 Club, mentioned on air that the Broncos treated Tim Tebow like crap and it serves the Broncos right if Manning gets hurt again. I could piss on him for his non-Christian ways and wishing harm on Manning.
Instead I’ll give him the business for thinking that anyone gives a damn about his opinion on sports. P.S. who the hell is watching his show at 6AM anyway?
7. Aladdin Motor Inn
This motel has a sign that reads, “Having an Affair?”
They get pissed on for taking your money for a room and then snitching about your activities.
6. Pocket Doorbell App
There is a new application on the iPhone that saves you 30 seconds of hassle. It calls your friends when you are outside their house.
I’m pissing on this App for being another way to waste 99 cents.
5. Bus Beatowns
Last month three teens fractured a Philadelphia bus driver’s skull. This week a 25 year-old mom spit on a bus driver and pummeled him with an umbrella because he asked her to calm down her screaming child. I hate the increase in bus fare as much as the next guy but whooping the driver’s ass is not the solution.
Anyone who gives a beatdown to a bus driver while he’s tangled up in his seatbelt gets pissed on.
4. Forgotten B-Day Girl
A mom in Texas forgot her child at Chuck E. Cheese on her birthday! How do you forget the person who is the sole reason you are hanging out at Chuck E. Cheese in the first place? I can forgive forgetting your child for a split second.
But when you don’t realize that your five- year- old is missing until the next day, you deserve to be pissed on.
3. Javaris Crittenton
Former NBA player is out on bail until his murder case goes to trial. How do you think he’s spending his time? How about refusing to sign a ticket after being pulled over for speeding in a Porsche.
Javaris gets pissed on for not realizing that he should slow down by all means.
2. Bobbi Kristina News
I’m sick of it! What’s she doing today? Is she going to change her name? For crying out loud the poor girl just lost a parent.
Anyone who doesn’t give that child some time deserves to be pissed on.
1. Geraldo Rivera
I honestly thought this was some type of sick prank when I heard it. Did Geraldo actually say that he thinks Trayvon Martin’s hoody was as responsible for his death as the man who shot him?
Geraldo and anyone else with this narrow minded belief gets pissed on for thinking that anyone deserves to be killed because of an article of clothing.
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