Full disclosure alert: I don't remember the names of anything: album titles, actors, songs, and most of all sneakers. I am a describer and appreciator. For example the grey patten leather Jordan's are my favorite (insert proper sneaker name here). I love the Jordan's that Bugs Bunny wore in Space Jam (insert proper sneaker name here). The pigeon sneakers were cool but I was shitted on by a pigeon while walking to school once and have since sworn death to all pigeons.
Needless to say I don't wait in line for sneakers over night and refuse to click "add to cart" countless times at the stroke of midnight for the newest release.
The sneaker frenzy is at an all time high. So much so that major news outlets and movie studios are capitalizing on over anxious fans decisions to stalk stores for just about anything that comes with laces.
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