Pro Lover

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It’s been way too long since the last article from Mr. Cornbread himself, but I couldn’t stay away forever.

I think we all can agree that a lot of the relations/relationships that we have can sometimes, if not always, seem like a game. I’m sorry to inform you but, sadly, that’s usually what they are. The encounters we have with each other on a romantic and strictly physical level are, to an extent, a game and/or a challenge. But like with every game, there is always someone who is becoming an expert at the art. Someone who plays Chess while everyone else is still mastering Checkers. This person is what I like to call a Pro Lover. I’m sure we have all come in contact with a Pro Lover one way or another, if you’re not sure, well that’s what the article is here for.

The purpose of this article is to bring awareness to the naive and to give praise to those who do it. So here’s a quick break down of a Pro Lover.

Pro /prō/: Short for Professional; participating for gain or livelihood in an activity or field of endeavor often engaged in by amateurs.

Pro Lover: One who has surpassed being a player and has mastered the game we all participate in, willingly or not.

There are no Specific characteristics to describe a Pro Lover, which makes them hard to spot.

Both Genders are capable of being pro lovers and the common goal is to accomplishment as much as possible with the most discretion.

Even though this topic is not gender specific, I think it will be easier to approach it by speaking about the two genders separately.

Male Pro Lovers, which are sometimes looked as hunters, have the ability to make you feel like you’re winning when in all reality, you just might be losing. Make you feel safe when you’re heart is at risk. Their goals aren’t completely based around quality, quantity, or bragging rights. Like any good sportsman, they do it simply for the love of the hunt. The difference between these men and most “dogs” is the fact that they don’t move off of instinct, they move off of experience and intelligence. Almost everything they do was thought out way before they do it, which is what makes them experts of their trades.

Female Pro Lovers are normally looked at as the hunted in most situations. But a Pro Lover plays the game just a well as the male, because they know that the best defense is a good offense and that leaves them protected. A female Pro Lover makes a man feel like he’s the 1^st, last, and only…at least only that matters. Some can even make the most masculine of men seem like, what I hear most people refer to as, a “sensitive ass n*gga” (e.g. Drake). Most female Pro Lovers come off very caring but also overly cool, which makes it easier for a less experienced hunter (male) to drop his guard. Some have even done acts that may seem promiscuous to most people, but they hide them so well, Sherlock Holmes couldn’t figure out what she did, and definitely not with whom. Others just have a slightly cleaner past, which is even harder to find out. The difference between a normal “whore” as some may say, is that a female pro lover knows that its not what you know, its what you can prove, so she wipes the gun clean after she catches a body.

The greatest challenge for a Pro Lover is when they hunt/are being hunted by another pro lover. When they meet the goal is generally to have the other open up before they are opened themselves. Both love to have the dominant power, and taking down (figuratively and literally) the opponent is a great accomplishment.

I don’t want you to think these Pro Lovers are whores, hoes, womanizers, liars, or any players. They’re past that, on a level some people haven’t even realized existed until reading this article. Also, I don’t want you to think I am encouraging any individual to attempt to become a Pro Lover, I just felt the need to acknowledge them. So to Pro Lovers, continue to do what you do best for as long as it can last, just remember…even Jordan had to retire.

Until Next Time,

Fred E. Cornbread

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