Thursday, June 26, 2008

We all masturbate, sing, and pick our noses!!

There are several things that an adult should not do in public. Masturbation, singing and picking your nose are at the top of the list.

Personally, I enjoy doing all three in public. Pocket pool is my game and Eight Ball is my name. Singing is my first love. I spent several years on my church choir. I proudly wore burgundy pants, a pink shirt, and a burgundy tie. Furthermore, I am the Indiana Jones of nose pickers. The "Indiana Jones" theme music actually plays as my fingers go deep within my nose cavity.

I'm not sure if this woman likes to masturbate (although we all do), or if she picks her nose (she has a big one), but I know for sure that she likes to sing (if you want to call it that).

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