P is more expensive than gas!!

The trim physique, a fresh haircut, and a cool car are just a few things that men acquire to attract women. If dating were a party, the vagina would be the liquor. We all know that a party isn’t a party without the liquor. After a few sips, men do the oddest things. God forbid there is a beer funnel at the party! The nicest, most rational, down to earth man, can become a complete and utter mad man when he is drunk off the “jungle juice” at the party!

This is why I find this video to be so poignant. A woman’s “P” is like magic. If it were cereal it would be the marshmallows in a box of Lucky Charms.

Ladies and Gents, I present to you, “My Pussy is Magic”

P.S Some ladies have a “P” that is an evil sorcerer that is filled with dragons, demons, booby traps and smells like boiled hot dog water!! Ewww