A couple of years ago I saw the movie "Super Size Me." I got up early one Sunday morning and popped it in. Shockingly it struck a cord with me and I was in a McDonald's line just as the store's menu was changing over from breakfast to lunch. The movie, for me at least, did an excellent job of detailing how delicious the fast food chain's food looked. I know, I am one sick puppy.
I guess some things never get old. As a child, my family lived within a block of a pizza parlor, Roy Rogers (so old school) and a McDonald's. In my household, Friday and Saturday were "Mom is off and the kitchen is closed" days. Thus, we normally ordered out on those two days. As I look back, this family rule created my Mcdonald's fetish.
CNN recently reported that a man from Fond du Lac, Wisconsin ate his 23,000 Big Mac, continuing a culinary obsession that began May 17, 1972, and is fed by his obsessive-compulsive disorder. The man went on to add, "I enjoy them every day, "I need two to fill me up."
Since we are all sharing, this is a perfect time to let you guys know that I'm sorry I let you all down. I have been trying really hard to make you proud. I'm not talking about my heroin or crack cocaine habit (joking). I am actually referring to my obsession with fatty, greasy, and unhealthy foods. I fell off the wagon, started eating bad again, and stopped working out.
Have no fear. I am back on the road with my Nike ID firmly attached to my 4E running sneaker.
That can't stop me from showing a little love to my old companion......MCDONALD'S :(
McDonald's: The Rap
In general, 69% of our society just doesn't get it. They are the people that make you scratch your head, pondering what the hell they were thinking. The remaining 31% are those that have chosen to represent a rational way of life, while being open to others, and respecting ALL KINDS OF COOL....What Percent Are You?
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