The economy has gone to shit, Hurricane Ike has destroyed large parts of the South, Britney Spears is making a come back, and Clay Aiken is gay. That last tidbit of information is the biggest shocker. I had no clue that Clay, who makes Barbara Walters look hood, was homosexual.
SHOCKER!
I am amazed, blown, away, and speechless.
"It was the first decision I made as a father," Clay Aiken told People magazine of his decision to stop dodging questions about his sexuality. The article's headline said it all: "Yes, I'm Gay." "I cannot raise a child to lie or to hide things," the singer said. "I wasn't raised that way, and I'm not going to raise a child to do that."
Well there we have it. I just learned a valuable lesson. I will one day tell my son:
"Son, always where a condom, don't do drugs, go to college, treat women with respect, and don't lie about being gay for more than 5 years of your professional singing career.
Happy Father's Day!!
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