Piss on Week 1.11.10

Warning!! No one in the following blog post is actually being pissed on. It is simply an expression meant to discribe how outrageous and unforgiveable the actions of the following people really are. Anyone who fines this segment offensive has the right and the duty to be pissed on as well.

Sinceely,

Professional Rationalist


10. Officer John Quigg


This PA State Police Officer was responsible for supervising sobriety checkpoints. He’s the last person that should get a DUI.

He gets the business for not following his own rules.


9. DeSean Jackson


Yeah he made the Pro Bowl this season, but did you know that earlier in the year he crashed a car that he was thinking about buying?

He gets pissed on for being another moron with money.


8. Denzel Washington


I believed Denzel as a crooked cop in Training Day. I believed him as a football coach in Remember the Titans. Hell he sounded like a good saxophone player to me in Mo’ Better Blues. But I can’t take him seriously in this new flick Eli where he goes on a kick ass, take names later journey, to save the Bible.

Sorry Denzel, but you get pissed on.

7. Cameron Reagan


President Ronald Reagan’s grandson was locked up for resisting arrest outside of his home.

He gets the business for looking like a complete idiot after being bailed out in this video.



6. Omarion


I’m pissing on this fool for letting his moms be a background dancer in this video.


That chick in the black hoodie is no aspiring dancer from NY. She’s background dancing for her baby.

5. Wendy Williams


This late night talk show host gets the business for having everyone saying, “How You Doing?”

Hey Wendy, How you doing after getting pissed on this week?

4. Sisqo


I’m not pissing on Sisqo because I heard the thong song at work last week.

I’m giving him the business because I saw him wear a thong in this video.


3. Mariah Carey

This drama queen accepted an award for her role in Precious highly intoxicated.

Perhaps being pissed on this week will sober her up.


2. Rod Blagojevich

I’m not pissing on the ex-governor because I can’t pronounce his last name.

He gets his fill of urination this week for claiming that he is blacker than Obama


1. Forwarded Text Messages


I mean seriously, why would I want to have anything to do with a text that says I’m going to die if I don’t send to ten other people.

That’s like me saying you will get pissed on if you don’t share this week’s urination with fifteen people.

Hmm, not a bad idea. LOL