Piss on Week 2.15.10

Warning!! No one in the following blog post is actually being pissed on. It is simply an expression meant to discribe how outrageous and unforgiveable the actions of the following people really are. Anyone who fines this segment offensive has the right and the duty to be pissed on as well.

Sincerly,

Professional Rationalist

10. Dream Killers


I’m sick and tired of people hating on my dream of owning a baby white tiger. If these people can do it, why can’t I?

You guys have two options: (1)accept my new pet or (2)get your fill of this week’s urination.



9. Allen Iverson


Come on AI!! Nobody wears doo-rags and fitted caps anymore.

Pissed on.

8. Heat Surge


You know those fireplaces advertised on late night TV that are allegedly made by the Amish? Well they are a sham!!! Turns out there actually made in China.

Heat Surge gets the business for misusing the good Amish name.

7. Juelz Santana


The New York rapper met his girlfriend on Twitter. She hit him up and said, “I’m looking for a relationship.”

Juelz, I know she’s sexy as hell but you get pissed on for making a weirdo wifey.


6. Darian L. Murray


This lazy bum robbed two teenagers who were trying to make a few extra bucks by shoveling snow.

He gets the business for trying to make a buck the easy way.


5. Ahmad Rashad


You may not know this, but NBA sportscaster Ahmad Rashad was married to the beautiful Phylicia Rashad aka Claire Huxtable until 2001.

He gets the business for leaving one of the sexiest women in the world for the lady shown above!

4. Winter Storms


We’ve had two snow storms in a week. Enough is enough!!

If it snows one more time I’m going to make it all yellow.


3. Coogi

The company that made rainbow colored sweaters the fad in the mid nineties is making a resurgence.

As far as I’m concerned the only reason someone should wear a Coogi sweater in 2010 is if they are dressing as Biggie Smalls for Halloween. Otherwise you’re getting pissed on.


2. Friday the Cartoon



Friday staring Ice Cube was one hell of a movie. Some would say that it was an iconic urban film. Friday the Cartoon is ignorant and by far the most pissworthy thing I’ve seen on TV in awhile.




1. Matthew Knowles


How about Beyonce’s dad just had a baby. Talk about being a sleezy old man. He gets the business for thinking that he’s too old to wrap it up.