Coming off the Top Rope!

I used to love wrestling. So much so that the Professional Rationalist and I used to jump off the top rope (steps or couch), use the figure four leg lock, and drop the leg on one another just like Hulk Hogan. I can still hear our mothers and grandmother telling us to sit down before someone breaks their neck. He was no match for me since I was older but the little rascal sure had heart. I was a WWF guy but still supported other federations. At school on Monday, the cool girls always knew who won the big matches from Saturday. They all wanted to be Ms. Elizabeth. Ric Flair is the reason that I dream of having all white hair. He had a sense of style and charisma that made us all go "WOOOOOOO" when we heard his theme music. Man those were the days. Wrestling is nothing like it used to be however. For example, I would never imitate the guys in this video. They are making a mockery of the sport of wrestling. Andre the Giant is rolling over in his grave. No one should ever dance in the ring. Someone needs to let Jake the Snakes' pet loose on these two fools.