Has anyone else noticed that the world RANDOM has become popular in the last year or so. I consider myself a hip, in the know, up on things, Enteraintment Tonight, Access Granted, kind of guy and RANDOM was never stored in my personal word log.
This made me think to myself. I said, self, RANDOM is one the greatest personal word additions of all time. The word RANDOM lets off a great story warning flare. When someone tells you that something was random, you sit on the edge of your seat, pop mental popcorn, get goose bumps, get the bubble guts, and ready for a awesome story (don't forget to say awesome with the surfer dude voice).
For example, whenever I go the gym the most random things happen. Last month, I walked in on a overweight, balding, chubby man, standing with one leg in the air as he placed powder onto his private area. Sunday I noticed that older men are wearing Jane Fonda style tights while on Monday, I noticed that one gym regular always seems to want to "borrow" a piece of equipment (bench, weight, treadmill, eliptical) even though someone is using it.
This post was so RANDOM!! Don't you agree?
In general, 69% of our society just doesn't get it. They are the people that make you scratch your head, pondering what the hell they were thinking. The remaining 31% are those that have chosen to represent a rational way of life, while being open to others, and respecting ALL KINDS OF COOL....What Percent Are You?
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