I officially purchased my airplane tickets to Las Vegas. On June 20th, I will be on my way. Therefore, my diet/workout plan/health kick is in full effect. No more McDonald’s Dollar Menu and late night drunk WaWa visits for yours truly. Instead, I will be eating a host of foods that I cannot spell, and do not like (understatement of the year). Cookinglight.com has been added to the favorites portion of my laptop. Heck, I even ran 3.25 miles yesterday at an 8.5 minute per mile clip. I felt like I was channeling my Kenyan ancestors.
However, I am now pissed. After a healthy lunch, and brisk walk, a Bally’s Rep approached me as I passed the gym. He asked me if I wanted to start a workout plan. To my surprise, his Homer (my nickname for my gut) was bigger than me.
This chance encounter with the out of shape Bally’s Rep has given me a reason to post this clip, which tickled my funny bone!! I think I am in “Grease Withdrawal”!!
In general, 69% of our society just doesn't get it. They are the people that make you scratch your head, pondering what the hell they were thinking. The remaining 31% are those that have chosen to represent a rational way of life, while being open to others, and respecting ALL KINDS OF COOL....What Percent Are You?
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