We are homo sapiens's!

I think I am a pretty nice person (don't you love when people make that humble yet self promoting statement). However, the older I get, the more I realize that the world is filled with a ton of rude, ignorant, self hating people. God Lord. It makes me want to give them a hug, a boxed juice, jumbo piece of bubble gum, and a pat on the head.

For instance, today I was leaving the office and held the door for a semi-attractive young lady who going to Banana Republic (my company shares an office with this overpriced retailer) to shop. I held the door for this semi-attractive (think Ashlee Simpson) walking dark cloud and she proceeded to enter the building. Being the man that I am, I shouted, "Your Welcome." Fake Ashlee stopped in her tracks and said, "Oh, thank!"

OH? OH? I'm sorry, I didn't get the memo. I didn't know that we stopped being homo sapiens's. Next we will be eating with our feet, licking ourselves, chasing cars, eating bugs, and burying our left over chicken bones in the backyard. I feel bad for you miserable fools.

My "Heart Gently Weeps" for all of you. Speaking of weeping, here is Wu Tang new single. Gotta love the Asian actors rapping the groups lyrics. The lead actress makes me want to run out and get one of those white umbrellas.