After a month of regular trips to the gym (hard as hell to stay consistent but I love the results), I have come to realize that getting buck ass naked and weighing yourself as you hold in your gut is a new trend. I assume that the holding of ones breath takes off approximately 3.64 pounds from your actual weight.
I have also come to notice that pimping your kid out on Youtube is also a new phenomenon. Why in the word would you have them reading a book, putting together a puzzle, or watching PBS. Videos, weed smoke, video games, and cable are the elements needed to raise an outstanding tax-paying citizen.
This young man will undoubtedly win the Democratic Presidential nomination in 2050.
Little kid singing "Low" by Flo Rida
In general, 69% of our society just doesn't get it. They are the people that make you scratch your head, pondering what the hell they were thinking. The remaining 31% are those that have chosen to represent a rational way of life, while being open to others, and respecting ALL KINDS OF COOL....What Percent Are You?
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