It is Tuesday, 80 degrees, and 8:49 am. It makes me wish that I had a vagina and a sugar daddy with a shore house. I would lay on my stomach at the beach, topless, and let all of the football and volleyball playing men's minds run wild.
Since I have an enormous cock (that was gross but I always wanted to use to c word) and am trapped at my desk I need a distraction as I am sure today will drag on.
Bored writer equals entertained reader.
Enjoy, smile, and know that you are not the only one who wishes that they were born wealthy instead if attractive!!
Ladies first. You think you are fat huh, well just think, this could be you. Cheer up, smile, and shake it but don't break it!
What dull day is complete without a Lil Wayne pick me up?
Finally, last but not least, a crack head... I mean DMX talking... I think
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