Making choices sucks like a $20 hooker on the Las Vegas strip. The older you get the harder, more complicated, and stressful the choices get. Should I finance or lease, rent or buy, wear a condom or go raw, cut your hair or grow it out, have an abortion or keep the baby, and, my personal favorite, cheat on my wife with a Las Vegas hooker or go and play craps. I miss the days where I had an internal debate regarding who I liked more, Bert or Ernie. Those were the good ole days. Other than remembering to wipe my ass after I did a number two and wash my hands, my life was pretty stress free.
Bert and Ernie, I miss you fellas!
Bert and Ernie Get Mashed Out: Ante Up!
In general, 69% of our society just doesn't get it. They are the people that make you scratch your head, pondering what the hell they were thinking. The remaining 31% are those that have chosen to represent a rational way of life, while being open to others, and respecting ALL KINDS OF COOL....What Percent Are You?
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