I'm voting for Paris and not the Black guy!!

One of my favorite television shows is "24." Not only do I admire the way Jack Bauer saves the world without charging his cell phone for 24 straight hours and is always able to get reception, I have a serious man crush on President Palmer. He has a cool step-dad vibe about him. Of course, he was assassinated before his time but that's not the point.



In a weird way, he reaffirmed my belief that a President should be rational, truly care about people (sorry Kanye but our president doesn't care about poor people of any race...not only black people pal), and stand for something other than what his handlers and financial supporters ask him to.

With that said, I would like to present to you the candidate that has inspired me to make a sex tape, use racial slurs, create horrible music, and weigh less than a horse jockey.

I present to you: Paris Hilton!!

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