Thursday, September 4, 2008

Animals may be able to wipe their on assess!

I always wanted a dog. I wanted to name him Dick. As a child I wanted to curse and I thought this would be the best way to allow me to do it. My family couldn't tell me what to name MY dog. My mom would have been forced to yell, "Come here dick!" Just typing that makes me giggle. Two barriers always got in the way of my dog quest. The cold and poop. I hate the cold weather. Therefore, the odds of me walking a dog in the dead of winter are less than the odds of Whitney Houston being Amy Winehouse's drug and alcohol sponsor. Furthermore, I don't like looking at, being around, or touching my own poop, let alone someone elses.

CNN may have found a happy medium for me. One of these animals may be able to walk itself and wipe its own ass.

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