You don't need a life vest to motor boat!!

I love breasts. Whether they are on a woman or a chicken, I love them with all of my heart. Add a little salt, pepper, ketchup, and hot sauce, and I love them even more. Big ones, small ones, flat ones, saggy ones, burnt ones, original, or extra crispy, I love them the same.

Before Toni Braxton, Halle Berry, the normal Britney Spears, Pamela Anderson, Angelina Jolie, Kate Hudson, and my current favorite Beyonce, there was Rosie Perez. Good lord. My left hand and I had many a dates with Rosie. Sad to say, Rosie doesn't appreciate being adored. Rosie feels disrespected by well-known breast-man Kanye West's line in " Good Morning."



Rosie Perez is concerned over a certain line in which she believes that West "You got D's motherf**ker, D's, Rosie Perez." is referring to her breasts. Perez said, "I'm a woman of a certain age and if you're gonna mention me in a song, have a little respect," Perez explained. "He mentions my breasts. When you walk down the street and you have 15-year-old boys and they're like, 'Yo, Rosie, D's D's, Rosie Perez,' it's no good."

Ummm.. Rosie, can I motorboat you?